Local Blog Announces Cross-City Pub Crawl

My friend the Washington Oculus has announced the first annual (my own speculation) "Great 90-30 Pub Crawl". In the spirit of the Oculus, the crawl will feature what I'm confident are a well-selected cross section of District watering holes in neighborhoods including Eastern Market, Glover Park, and Georgetown, utilizing in particular the 90 and 30 bus lines:

"Think of it as part-urban challenge and part-flashmob. Depending on who shows up, we'll walk into a bar, have a drink or two, and then in an instant, leave for the next stop. There are four stops, which means that each place will be enjoyed (or loathed) for approximately an hour. ...

The bars/clubs selected represent a broad range in what D.C. has to offer ... an Irish bar, an up-and-coming music lounge, an Upper Northwest twentysomething yuppie watering hole, and an under-the-Whitehurst Freeway joint where you can get into a fight with Marines on leave from Quantico if you so please. You will need $1.25 for the bus. Maps will be provided at stop No. 1. There are no prizes for finishing the route, just the satisfaction of knowing you've done something probably no sane person has ever completed."